Sunday, September 18, 2011

Toss My Salad!!!

Salads fucking rule.  When you're sweating your balls off, and you feel all droopy and hungry but it's too hot to eat a cheeseburger, you should probably strip down to your underpants and make a salad with your friends.

The remainder of this post will feature softcore panty pictures, hardcore food porn, a recipe for the salad we actually made in our underpants on one hot day in south Philly, and some ideas for other kickass green salads.



 This salad is awful purdy. here's what we put in it:

*Baby arugula
*Sprouts
(microgreens would have been awesome too)
*Fresh corn, cut off the cob
*Basil!!
*Cute little strips of Gouda made from goat milk
(hell yes, this exists and is the best cheese ever!)
* Pinenuts pinenuts
For the dressing we took a little bit of leftover Homemade mayo (yogurt would have done the trick too) and put it in the food processor with a Cucumber, a clove of Garlic, some Dill, a Squirt of lemon juice, Salt and Pepper.  So simple and so totally delish.



Stuff that makes bitchin' salads:

arugula, spinach, baby beet greens, romaine hearts, BOSTON BIB, BITCH, microgreens, sprouts!! We admit that we even like iceberg lettuce. It's so fucking crunchy, fresh herbs: parsley, dill, chives, basil, cilantro, fennel

toasted or raw: walnuts, pecans, cashews, sunflower seeds, pine nuts, peanuts, MARCONA ALMONDS, sesame sesame sesame seeds

grated beet, grated carrot, fresh corn, tiny little cucumbers, AVOCADO!!, enoki mushrooms, diced apple, orange slices, strawberries, POMEGRANATE seed fruit lumpy awesome things, pears oh pears, red onion

dried cranberries, raisins, apple rings, currants, figs, prunes, cherries, blueberries

For dressings, I sort of just like a nice oil with a nice vinegar for the most part... Our favorite salad oils are olive and walnut, and fav vinegars are sherry, rice, red wine, white and red balsamics... lemon or lime juice can really do the trick too. OH YEA, AND APPLE CIDER VINEGAR!

Other dressings that really rock our world:

Ginger dressing:
Into the food processor with:
*a clove or two of garlic
*a nugget of ginger
*half a carrot
*oil
*lemon juice
*salt an peppa

[definitely use cukes with this dressing, heavenly combo]

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*balsamic vinegar
*oregano
*olive oil
*lemon
*crushed garlic(a garlic press is a great thing to have)
*salt and pep

Cilantro & Lime
*cilantro
*lime
*cumin
*seasoned rice vinegar

Holy Shit Blue Cheese
*1/2 c olive oil
*1c blue cheese
* 3 tbs white balsamic vinegar
* 1 clove garlic
* salt and pepper
[put this shit on romaine hearts cut into chunks omg!]

Tahini Dressing
Water down some tahini to a good consistency and add salt and pepper.

Honey Mustard
Dijon mustard and honey, maybe thinned a little with water

 

Happy Time Salad Combo Ideas:

*feta, walnuts, shredded or roasted beet and baby spinach

*arugula, olives, cucumbers, red onion, tomato, pine nuts

*spinach, blueberry, red onion, enoki mushrooms, marcona almonds

*baby greens, sprouts, currants, sesame seeds, diced apple

*baby romaine, dill, fennel, goat cheese, grapes, lemon juice


P.S. Kerrin says, "If you make a bad salad, you're a fucking idiot. Who's gonna put ketchup on a salad!?"